‘thats probably fine’ is my favourite thing to say after seeing something that is incredibly obviously not fine. it is very played out and i will never ever stop doing it
I’ve seen fake gods and bad gods and demigods and would-be gods, and out of all that, out of that whole pantheon, if I believe in one thing, just one thing, I believe in her.
David Tennant as Tenth Doctor DOCTOR WHO (2005-) - Series 2
No YouTuber will ever top the phrase “A powerful rat named Charles Entertainment Cheese.”
“A California-themed amusement park in the already California-themed California” is also a banger and comes from the same channel.
How quickly we forget “You would have to pay an industrial engineer to create a complex computer simulation of a theme park populated with agents, all with unique preferences, riding attractions of varying capacities in order to compare and contrast wait times, number of rides ridden, and other factors with and without a virtual queue system just to get to the bottom of this incredibly niche curiosity” followed immediately by
when jesus gave away all that fish and bread how was it cooked. bc i always assumed it was just a raw fucking fish one per person but that doesn’t make any sense. did they get fried catfish or a delicately baked salmon i gotta know
